Planet MVS Mainframe Humor

Here are some very bad attempts at Mainframe Humor by me and others:

Mainframe Slang terms

Mainframe jokes

Mainframe buttons

Life of a Performance Analyst
[2025-06-21]

It might be a mainframe if...
[2025-06-21]

Classics:

Achtung!

MVS Control Block Diagram

System been down long?
[2025-06-21]

This isn't the AI you're looking for!

JCL Appreciation
[2025-06-21]

Planet MVS Merchandise
[2025-06-21]

I'm a mainframer and I'm Ok!
[2025-06-21]

How Planet MVT became Planet MVS
[2025-06-21]

Planet MVS, an outer rim planet
[2025-06-21]