Extinct and loving it!

What... is your Quest?
To Seek the Holy Grail
What... is your favorite color?
Big Blue
What... is the paging velocity of an unladen MVS system?
What do you mean? MVS/XA or MVS/ESA?
Huh? I...don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh.

How do know so much about auxiliary storage?
Well, you have to know these things when you're a MVS SYSPROG

Here are some very bad attempts at Mainframe Humor by me and others:
Last Updated: 2022-01-02
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