Stand up guy


Here are some very bad attempts at Mainframe Humor by me and others:




Slang
Mainframe Slang terms

Jokes
Mainframe jokes

Buttons
Mainframe buttons

Analyst
Life of a Performance Analyst

New [2025-06-21]

It might be a mainframe
It might be a mainframe if...

New [2025-06-21]


Classics:


Achtung!
Achtung!

MVS CB diagram
MVS Control Block Diagram

System been down long?
System been down long?

New [2025-06-21]


This isn't the AI you're looking for!

Some of the content below has been created by AI (ChatGPT). . .


JCL
JCL Appreciation

New [2025-06-21]


Planet MVS Merchandise

New [2025-06-21]

JCL
I'm a mainframer and I'm Ok!

New [2025-06-21]

JCL
How Planet MVT became Planet MVS

New [2025-06-21]

JCL
Planet MVS, an outer rim planet

New [2025-06-21]

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Last Updated: 2025-05-24
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