The former CEO of Planet MVS. He resigned the next week.




Who runs Planet MVS now?

We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more...

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! — HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail of course.

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