Mainframer Song

I'm a Mainframer and I'm Ok!

He's a mainframer and he's ok!

Oh, I'm a mainframer, and I'm okay,
I code all night and debug all day.

Chorus:
He's a mainframer, and he's okay,
He codes all night and debugs all day.

I write in COBOL, I eat my lunch,
I go to the server room.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He writes in COBOL, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the server room.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus: He's a mainframer, and he's okay,
He codes all night and debugs all day.

I write in FORTRAN, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on dino costumes,
And hang around in bars.

Chorus:
He writes in FORTRAN, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on dino costumes
And hangs around in bars?

Chorus:
He's a mainframer, and he's okay,
He codes all night and debugs all day.

I code in assembly, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a dino,
Just like my dear papa.

Chorus:
He codes in assembly, he wears high heels?
Suspenders... and a bra?
What's this? Wants to be a dino? Oh, my!
And I thought you were so rugged!

Chorus:
He's a mainframer, and he's okaaaaaaay...

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