Dave FAQ

Who are you?: I'm a ~~tape ape~~

~~MVS console operator~~

~~Mainframe Help Desk~~

~~MVS Systems Programmer~~

~~OS/390 Systems Programmer~~

~~z/OS Systems programmer~~

R&D and Level 2 support techie for an IBM mainframe ISV.
What do your parents think of you being a mainframe techie?: Tell them I work with IBM mainframes? As far as they know, I'm a piano player in a whore house.
How did you get started in IBM Mainframes?: A wealthy scoundrel seduced and betrayed me.
What was your first job in IBM Mainframes?: I was a tape ape: hanging 3420 tapes in an medium sized IBM shop tape library in Dallas.
How do you pronounce your last name?: There is only one "L" in ALCOCK not two. An easy way to pronounce it is to say these two words: Owl Cock
WDDD - What Does Dave Drive?: I have a Tesla and a gas guzzling Jeep Wrangler.

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