Planet MVS
Dave's MVS Freeware
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Planet MVS
Dave's MVS Freeware
Disclaimers
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Some assembly required.
Mileage may vary.
The big print giveth and
The small print taketh away.
Contents may shift during shipping.
Discontinue use if rash develops!
Use as directed.
Available only with prescription.
Guaranteed fresh.
Contains no preservatives or additives.
Standing room only.
If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you.
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Consult doctor before starting any exercise plan.
Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
What goes up must come down.
If you're not part of the solution, you must be part of the problem.
No fishing from bridge.
Look both ways before crossing.
This product causes cancer in laboratory rats.
USDA certified.
Ingredients: Corn, Vegetable Oil, and salt.
Contents under pressure.
To protect and serve.
Police line - Do not cross.
Can't see the forest for the trees.
In case of fire, break glass.
If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Do not fold.
Beware of Greeks bearing Gifts.
Beware of Geeks bearing Gifts.
Don't look now.
Slow. Deaf children playing.
No substitutions on lunch menu.
Say Cheese!
Under construction.
Speeding fines double.
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
No shirt, No service.
Be kind, Please rewind.
To err is human, to rewind divine.
Beware of dog.
God save the Queen, she ain't no human being.
Loose lips sink ships.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The journey is the reward.
Do not cross solid white line.
Speed Kills.
It's the end of the world and I feel fine.
Honesty is the best policy.
Ignorance is bliss.
The buck stops here.
Voodoo Economics.
Yield to ramp.
No parking on R.O.W.
Karma is the ethical consquences of one's transmigration through
apparent reality.
Instant Karma is going to get you.
No cure for cancer.
Use before November 1998.
Dolphin safe.
Nuke free zone.
Minimum speed limit: 45 mph.
Don't mess with Texas.
Only the shadow knows.
In G.O.D. we trust, all other's pay cash.
No checks accepted.
Please place
your tray tables and seats in the forward and upright position.
The captain has turned on the seatbelt sign.
Don't worry, be happy.
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.
No way out.
W.I.N. - Whip Inflation Now.
Just say no.
Keep your head up.
Going down for the last time.
The boss is always right.
In case of doubt, refer to previous rule.
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Downsizing.
Capsizing.
Wrong-sizing.
Upsize drink and fries for only 50 cents.
Never start a land war in Asia.
We come in peace.
Addiction is slavery.
The rose goes on the front, big guy.
Make my day.
Half of what I say is meaning less.
History proves nothing.
Baseball has been berry berry good to me.
You know it's always something.
I believe that be in the butt, bob.
Buy low, sell high.
Live free or die.
If I'm lying, I'm dying.
You want fries with that burger.
Tipping isn't a city in China.
Visualize world peace.
Visualize whirled peas.
Visualize using your turn signal.
I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you.
Best of breed.
15% gratuity on all parties of 8 or more.
Tried as an adult.
Let's do the time warp again.
Right on red.
Better dead than red.
Three shots in six seconds: only in Dallas!
The lone nut theory.
Proof of concept.
And his hair was perfect.
Don't swim until an hour after eating.
Hit any key.
I hit the control key and I'm not in control.
One day at a time.
Onward through the fog.
I have a dream.
We were just obey orders.
And here be dragons.
Abandon all hope all who enter here.
Dial M for Murder
Made in USA
Maid to order
No rednecks were harmed in the creation of this web page.
It's the real thing.
Home for the Holiday.
It's the stuff dreams are made of.
Don't Ask. Don't Tell.
That's no moon. It's a space station!
Line up in single file.
Nice guys finnish last.
You must be 21 years old to buy Tobacco products.
Staff only.
This web page has been altered from it's original form, it was
resized to fit your screen.
It keeps going and going and going.
98% fat free
All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.
Operators are standing by. This is a free call.
No beach access.
No lake access.
Strong enough for a man but made for a women.
Its not the heat, its the humdity.
Its going around.
Slow. School zone.
Call before digging.
Restricted area.
Only 3 garments in changing room.
Bridge out ahead.
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Show me the money!
and that government of the people, by the people, for the
people shall not perish from the earth.
AMEN.